Camilla Hipp, Staff Writer
Welcome back from spring break, people. We have a coo coo crazy March astrology-wise.
Venus and Mercury are in retrograde, both are playing tag in Aries and Pisces; what many call the “birth canal” of the zodiac. It is a time of complete transformation, and stuff that has been waiting to become a thing, maybe becoming a thing. You may not have your finger on the pulse of what it is. But, it’s definitely there somewhere.
On March 29, there is a New Moon and Solar Eclipse in Aries. Doors are opening, shifts are happening. This double Aries is giving all gas and no brakes, but with so much retrograde it’s like going through foggy backroads. Especially once Neptune moves into Aries, scars may become attractive. Your wounds will become your strength; being the ultimate and most unapologetic version yourself is most attractive.
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Aries
It takes a lot of energy to change, Aries, and sometimes you have to do it alone. Sometimes that’s the best way to get it done. Make a playlist and manifest it. Most things are not obvious right now, and you can fly under the radar if you want too. People may not be seeing you for who you are, because you have yet to figure that out for yourself. Get mad at your roommate.
Taurus
Friends to lovers to enemies, Taurus. You’ve been falling in love with the fake. All you had to do was stay, really. Use the night to hide, if you need to. Your purpose is in your dreams and in the margins.
Gemini
Pay attention, Gemini. You’re getting more recognition than normal. Maybe more than you asked for. Gossip only what’s worth gambling for. Your friends can see your secrets on your face and on your Instagram likes. There’s nowhere to hide, really.
Cancer
The horizons are calling your name, Cancer. You probably feel directionless with no end in sight. Just keep chasing the sunset. You can put off the night for as long as you need. Accept a job offer on a whim, and maybe alone. A friend may put in a good word.
Leo
Yeah, it’s all in your head, Leo. You’ve been angry at what? The invisible letters in the sky that spell G-O-D? You can’t commit to something that has yet to promise continuity. Chaos is the game, but you’re not a player, you’re a pawn. Accept the things you cannot change and pick a new character. Consider reading The Meditations.
Virgo
Love, love, love, Virgo. You want something for a while, you want it to last and you want it now. Choose wisely. Make sure they match your freak (literally and figuratively). Your friends may offer bad advice. Listen to the voices in your head.
Libra
Stress is the greatest killer, Libra. Your mind manifests into matter. Your body knows what’s wrong before your brain does. Take your vitamins, get your checkup. People may be noticing you on an individual level, and on a daily basis. A lover may surprise you.
Scorpio
Having fun, Scorpio? Try and try again. Show up everyday and something may happen eventually. Call your ex. Learn a new language… or at least pretend to.
Sagittarius
More home stuff, Sagittarius. You may be feeling torn between fun and safety. Guilt may be a nagging feeling every time you go out. Are you leaving anything at home? Anyone? Try to enjoy yourself and let spontaneity take charge before your brain does.
Capricorn
Can’t get the words out, Capricorn? Your mental state is rich and imaginative… but on a different plane. Maybe ask your mom to translate. Try not to yell. You may be thinking about your childhood a lot or reconnect with an estranged family member.
Aquarius
Your communications and connections are intentional right now, Aquarius. Your financial situation may be feeling awkward. There might be money surprises soon. Your perspective on life is reflected through your doodads and trinkets.
Pisces
Who is valuing you, Pisces? You may be rethinking how you are projected onto the world, and who is making you feel worthy. You might be being recognized in a new way, though it may not affect your external image until later. Money may be coming to you through art or spiritual practices.