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Tag: humor

How the Grinch stole Starbucks

December 21, 2015 thesewaneepurple

By Robert Beeland Staff Writer So let me get this straight—you’re angry about the Starbucks cup being red? Do you have a mental deficiency? Starbucks

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Super Smash Sewanee grades

November 1, 2014 thesewaneepurple

  by David Provost Staff Writer For over a century the University of the South has maintained a harmonious balance between students achieving academic success

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Too many ladies???

January 30, 2014 thesewaneepurple

by Katie Kenerly Executive Staff Hey, gang! As we begin another semester, I thought it necessary to bring up an issue that has plagued Sewanee

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It should be over: A review of Daughtry’s Baptized

December 7, 2013 thesewaneepurple

by Katie Kenerly When I say “Chris Daughtry,” what immediately comes to mind? Probably tearful eliminations from the now-passé American Idol, set to his hit

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Gettin’ Squirrely Out There

November 12, 2013 thesewaneepurple

by David Provost Keeping it real, as per usual, today’s piece simply won’t be as light and bouncy as I normally write them. Reading this

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Cool, calm, and reserved: Sewanee’s real A-teamer

November 12, 2013 thesewaneepurple

by Conner Anderson There is a popular old cliche that involves something about cream always rising to the top. This hackneyed phrase, undoubtedly well used

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